Sailor Jokes One Liners
A sailor who has been out at sea for two months stops at a brothel.
Sailor jokes one liners. The crews were marooned. Swapped my boat for a new ship i hadn t seen before. A bunch of sailors on a boat want to have a smoke but don t have any matches.
A series of puns and one liners on the theme of ship jokes. They include navy puns for adults dirty military jokes or clean seamen gags for kids. We were caught in a huge storm and a giant wave swept me overboard.
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The crews were marooned. Following is our collection of admiral humor and seaman one liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Just as me crew were pullin me out a school of sharks appeared and one of em bit me leg off blimey said the sailor.
Absolutely hillarious stupid one liners. All sorted from the best by our visitors. So one sailor throws one of his cigarettes overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
If you know someone who is a sailor in the navy then read some navy jokes to make them laugh. A ship load of blue crashed into a ship load of red paint. Yes ye varmint even you may learn to tell bona fide pirate jokes just like the seadogs of old.
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Seeing the pirate s peg leg hook and eye patch the sailor asks. So how did you end up with the peg leg the pirate replies. A sailor eating alphabet soup found the seven cs.
You re fortunate to read a set of the 80 funniest jokes on navy. But sir for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three course meal the sailor replies listen darlin i m not horny i m just.
