Animal Vet Jokes
This is my first joke submission i do like a good groaner.
Animal vet jokes. Had a very elderly man bring in a male dog named chris. Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches. Funny vet clinic humor.
What did the vet say after she got sued. We are constantly adding new jokes. Hilarious animal jokes and puns bookmark us.
You are going to laugh like a hyena once you hear these funny animal jokes. I want to weigh the pros and cons of becoming a veterinarian on one hand you get bitten a lot and on the other hand you get bitten less. From silly domesticated fur balls we live with and love cats dogs to creatures we d rather admire from afar lions wolves these animal jokes are guaranteed to warrant some uproarious laugher from all kinds.
A woman brought a very limp duck to. Suddenly i realised how many gynecologists there are on the roads. 100 funny animal jokes that will make you laugh wildly by january nelson updated september 29 2018.
The vet says to check on the sheep the next morning and if. Unsplash geran de klerk. By january nelson updated september 29 2018.
But animals are at their funniest when they re the butt of the joke which is why we ve rounded up the the best animal jokes of all time ever. I saw a car with a bumper sticker i am a vet therefor i drive like an animal. She was crazy like a fox.
She took it to the vet. Unsplash geran de klerk. Did you hear about the veterinarian who learned to talk with foxes.
We ll never post to facebook without your permission we will access facebook to get and use your email address friend list interests likes and public profile which includes your name profile picture user id age range gender networks language country and your other public info. Therefore i can drive like an animal. What did the veterinarian say after the rabbit died.
Hare today gone tomorrow. Vet techs and other staff at your local veterinary practice work long hours to ensure the wellbeing of your pet. Veterinarian medicine physician vet farrier animal medical dentistry doctor md doc pathologist surgeon anesthesiology epidemiology neurologist specialist internist herbal medicine health sanitary microbiology dental.
You got to be kitten me. Did you hear about the blonde whose computer mouse stopped working.
